I slept in the living room last night. Mom woke up early and fed me that kitten crap. I followed her around for a little while, she was pretty boring. Her shoes had schnitfuls on them. I tried to attack but she siezed them before I could take them into my possession. I am going to devise an escape plan this afternoon. I will sneak out of the house and come back before anyone notices. I am going to find the Tom from up the hill. I think maybe he’ll talk to me if Mom and Mom aren’t standing around with that silly purple schnitful fashioned to my neck.